Slash! I think the Hook/Mixmaster pic *might* be kind of rape-y (I blame kookaburra1701).



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My cat is missing. FML. At least there's robot porn.



( and here it is )

Possibly NSFW-ish.



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Prowl/Jazz (2), Soundwave/Blaster, Jazz/Soundwave (2 versions), Megatron/Starscream (2 versions). NSFW overall. Slash, bondage. Sticky warning for the Megatron/Starscream pic.



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Just to show that I can laugh at my own language fail and not just other people's, I totally just typed "Doctor Whom" by accident. Luckily, I caught myself.

I don't know about best advice, but the worst was when I was about 14, and my mother (a health care professional) tried to convince me to get breast reduction surgery, ostensibly because I would be "a hunchback" by the time I turned thirty if I didn't, but in fact, as she later confessed in a drunken stupor, because it "wasn't fair" that I'd gotten the big boobie genes and she hadn't.

I wasn't easily manipulated and knew that people generally don't get breast reductions at fourteen except in extreme circumstances, so I told her exactly where she could shove it. Fifteen years later, and guess who isn't a hunchback.

I will NEVER get sick of giving my mother shit about that.

Definite NSFW warning this time. The OP/SS pic isn't too bad. The Ratchet/Wheeljack one is sticky.



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Shota. With robots. ROBOT SHOTA.

The idea that shota could even make sense as a kink for Transformers fic would never have occurred to me if not for this discussion, and now I'm like... itching to write REALLY. FUCKING. GRAPHIC. pedobait!loli!Grimlock porn.

This is why I love the internet.

Stole this from someone on deviantArt:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. If you cheat you're a poo poo face.
4. Tag some people.
5. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? Ad Mortem Festinamus

Yikes. I guess we all kind of are.


WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE? Arrival - Badawi

Apparently I'm already there.


HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU? Technologic - Daft Punk

It must be all the robot porn.


WILL YOU GET MARRIED? Heaven or Las Vegas - Cocteau Twins

In Las Vegas, with an Elvis impersonator officiating. Anyone know a sexy foreigner who wants citizenship?


WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG? Crips - Ratatat

We're a bunch of thugs, me and my friends are.


WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE? Chewbacca, What a Wookiee

No comment.


WHAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE? Idealistic - Digitalism

Pffffft.

From a Skyfire/Perceptor fic at the Pit:

“Your height is quite the deviant, Skyfire. I often ponder your willingness of its supervision.”

Apparently Perceptor speaks Engrish.

So, I worked as a bartender for seven years, and to be honest, most of what I saw was just funny. We used to entertain ourselves by over-serving the fuck out of people, letting fights go on, that kind of thing. My bar was in a really sketchy neighborhood, kind of a hot spot for drug dealers and crack whores and near where a big crew of homeless people would camp out, so we got an interesting mix of clientele. That whole time, the only alcohol/drug related incident that was "scary" to me was when one of the musicians in the band we had on a night that I worked died of a combination of alcohol poisoning and cocaine after leaving the bar. Uh-oh!

I hadn't served him, and it turned out the other two bartenders that night hadn't either. More or less. He'd arrived at the bar already fucked up and had his own bottle of Jack with him there, according to his band mates. But there was this moment of "Oh shit I killed someone."

Didn't change me at all.

Drew some more. Two versions of a pretty much tame Drift/Perceptor pic and a Jazz/Prowl pic that might be a little bit NSFW behind the cut.



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LOL, robot porn at Threadless: I think it looks a little bit like Wheeljack

So I drew this sketch a while back but never uploaded it because I didn't like the way Spock's face and hair turned out. Found it again today and fixed Spock, so here it is. Probably NSFW, even though I scribbled "pants" on Spock so I could put it on dA.



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Tried to force myself to write today. I'm about half-way through a short response to a pairing generator prompt featuring Spike molesting Buzzsaw. Yeah. Also, I drew.



( robot pr0n )

grits
butter
hot dogs (chopped)
chili
cheese
salt
Tabasco

mix

serve with alcohol

....

profit

Mirage: Is that a giant dildo on your shoulder or are you j...
Hound: Up against the wall motherfucker



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Two pics behind the cut: Ratchet/Wheeljack, Jazz/tentacles (you can pretend it's Soundwave, you know you want to).



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Ouzo, chilled.

SEXUAL IMAGERY.

...no, actually, a bat.